Tuesday, December 17, 2013
Important Breaking News, Man Has Kids?
In a fine display of "Who cares about this non-news" reporting, CBC has informed me that "families believe" that the late ex-PM John Diefenbaker was not childless after all, but in fact has two -- that's right, count 'em, two! -- sons. According to CBC, having two kids is enough to count as "leaving progeny scattered across the country" because woah, two children? Such a voracious output of sperm is absolutely unheard of! Neither me nor my two siblings have ever heard of anybody having more than one kid. And the two sons live in different places in Western Canada! Holy cow! Scattered across the country indeed, CBC. I gotta say, I'm really glad somebody is reporting on this truly important breaking news that is the personal life of a guy who died over thirty years ago. Way to be relevant, CBC.