Translated: if you are at all sexual, like by wearing low-cut tops because you like how they make you feel or by having casual sex because you find sex enjoyable and don't let other people judge you for it, you are less than human and nobody can ever respect you! By finding empowerment in something I don't, you are just showing everybody how worthless and trashy you are because REAL empowerment is in doing what I approve of, not in doing what makes you feel empowered! Doing anything that society can label as sexual, whether it's what you wear, say, or do, means you lose the right to equality and respect. Slut!
This duck really pissed me off because I abhor slut-shaming, as I may have mentioned in an older post, especially slut-shaming passed off as concerned pseudo-advice. Also, ignoring that specific example, while some of its advice was good, the duck meme had a lot of total bullshit as well. So I'm going to run with the joke I made in my last post, and actually follow up on making fun of all the terrible advice mallards I found. Let's go!
Women are a completely different species and it is a hopeless dream to try and understand anything about them! But there's no point in trying because all women understand each other (presumably via the female hive mind, because women are all pretty much identical personality-wise) and we all hate each other, no exceptions! Sorry, all my female friends. I thought I loved you all because you are such rad individuals, but nope! Women all hate each other. That's disappointing. Now I feel lonely.
The only reason you could possibly get mugged is because you live in a bad area, and the only reason you live in a bad area is because you're too dumb to think of moving to a better one! There is no reason whatsoever that anyone would choose to live in a bad neighbourhood. Rent is exactly the same price in every area of town and moving from one home to another is completely free! Nobody has to worry about being close to work or schools, and nobody has any emotional investment in their home or neighbourhood that could make them want to stay.
Women are mostly interchangeable and the only thing you should expect from one is physical attractiveness and mental stability. What her personality is like and whether you love her are not important. Settle for what you already have rather than trying to find a loving, emotionally fulfilling relationship.
People always try to match their bra and underwear whether or not they expect anyone to see them, and presumably they do it to impress other people rather than because they personally like having matching sets! Also they have cats, because they are lonely!
Again, women always choose clothes because they want to impress other people rather than because they personally like wearing them!
Having children is an event that is always planned ahead and never ever happens by accident, and poor people shouldn't get to make that decision for themselves!
A woman who is not physically attractive is completely worthless and if you spend any time at all talking to someone who isn't conventionally beautiful, you are wasting your life! The only thing a woman is good for is being pretty!
I am not a doctor, but if you are really depressed it is easy to make large lifestyle changes, and you should do them before you go to a real doctor to see if you can get medicine to help you with your disorder. Depression is not really a big deal and you probably don't need any help in dealing with it.
Nobody shares the videos they take with other people who couldn't be there for the actual event, and it's impossible to enjoy the moment and plan ahead at the same time so don't even bother to try!
Sports are the single most important thing that could ever exist, and you must stay for the whole game every time no matter the game, no matter what else you have to do that day!
Because dogs and children are pretty much the same, right? Just put out a bowl of dry food and take it out for a walk or two every day, and if it misbehaves while you're gone you can just keep it locked in the basement or something until you get back. And if you find that you get tired of the responsibility after a few years just send it off to a shelter or something. You can do that with kids, right?
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