Okay, this is a stupid rant coming up. I know it's dumb. It's petty, it's nitpicky, it's meaningless in the grand scheme of things. It does not matter to anybody. But I have to get it out -- the word wherefore.
It means why. It does! It does not mean where. I can get why people just looking at the word might think it means where since, you know, where is right there in the word. It does not mean where though. It means why. This was made very clear way back in high school, when everybody had to study Romeo and Juliet -- some unlucky people more than once! And most uses of it seem to pretty obviously mean "why" instead of "where." Why would Juliet be asking where Romeo is? That speech is really obviously about why he is who he is, not where he is at that particular moment. So why does everybody get it wrong? It annoys me so much! And I can't do anything about it, because it's just such a stupid thing to be annoyed by. Nobody even uses wherefore any more, so why should it matter that people don't know what it means? Even though they should? Because it's really not that complicated at all and if you don't get it then I can never respect you as a person?