FUCKING BOATS: a flashback

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCKITY HELL IS WITH THIS SHIT-FUCKERY LIKE GOD DAMN YOU STUPID FUCKING BOOK IT'S A SHITFUCKING ISLAND BUILT ON THE GODCOCKING FISHING INDUSTRY AND YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING BOATS WHAT THE COCK KIND OF ANTHOLOGY ABOUT FREAKING NEWFOUNDLAND DOESN'T HAVE ANY SHITFUCKING STORIES ABOUT GODDAMN FUCKING BOATS WHAT THE SERIOUS FUCK IS YOUR ASSFUCKING PROBLEM JESUS FUCKING CRACK COCAINE

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